There was a certain preacher who was preaching: “man falls from grace.” So I shouted from the back where I was seated: “it was Adam and Eve who fell, man had nothing to fall from.”

So he continue preaching and quoting scriptures; suddenly his robe disappeared, and every could see that he was naked.
Then a woman went and began to apologize to this bewildered preacher for my behavior. So I went on the stage where they were both standing and spoke so that every one in the congregation could hear:

Do not apologize for the
things that I do.

By J Cole